OBSESS. INDULGE. REPEAT

Life is full of compromises. Your cookies shouldn't be one of them. Every Friday, we unveil a new half-pound obsession, meticulously crafted by two IFBB Pro bodybuilders who understand that a proper cheat needs to be worth every bite.

Our weekly flavor drops sell out fast – dense, soft, and made fresh with premium ingredients that would make any macro counter proud. Each cookie is a half-pound monument to controlled chaos in your daily diet.

This is where cookie perfection meets muscle. Where clean eating meets pure indulgence. Where ordinary cookies come to die.

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EXCLUSIVE MONTHLY FLAVORS

Half-Pound of Heaven

Miss these flavors and they're gone forever. Each XL cookie is obsessively crafted with premium ingredients, dense, soft, and absolutely worth the carbs. When we say fresh-baked, we mean it – your cookies go straight from oven to doorstep. These aren't your average treats; they're an experience worth being obsessive about. Get them while they're hot.

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OG OBSESSIONS

Seven half-pound heavyweights that earned their permanent spot on our menu. Each classic is a masterpiece of dense, gooey perfection – crafted with premium ingredients and a borderline unhealthy attention to detail. These aren't just cookies; they're the ones that started our cookie disorder. Swipe to discover why these seven became legends.

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HOW IT WORKS

  • BUY

    Place your order, fuel your obsession

  • BAKE

    We bake your macro-worth morsels

  • INDULGE

    Obsess with one bite. No regrets.
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TREAT YOURSELF WITH PURPOSE, NOT REGRET

When you're serious about fitness but love cookies, every bite counts. Regular cookies are made with commercial ingredients, but our half-pounders are crafted with premium, non-refined ingredients to make your indulgence truly worth it!

Obsess over excellence, not guilt.

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BUT AREN'T FRESHLY BAKED BETTER?

Nope. Here's How To Treat Your Obsessions Right

Keeping > 10 Days?

🧊 FREEZE 'EM

Keep your obsession alive. Freeze any cookies that survive past 10 days (if that's even possible).

FILL YOUR FREEZER

Want a Quick Fix?

☢️ NUKE 'EM

15-20 seconds for that fresh-baked bliss. WARNING: Going for longer hardens their soft hearts.

FIND YOUR FIX

Want to Go Pro?

🔥 REFIRE 'EM

300° for 5 minutes on a baking sheet. WARNING: Don't get distracted - they need your full attention.

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FUEL YOUR OBSESSION